Cinco De Luncho: The 5 Hardest Things To Open (Inspired by Stanton)

Evan & Tiki

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4.2 • 988 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Cinco De Luncho delivers a painfully relatable draft after Giancarlo Stanton’s injury update revealed he can’t even open a bag of chips. That sparks the ultimate debate: what are the absolute hardest everyday things to open? From vacuum-sealed jars to impossible packaging and diner condiments that refuse to cooperate, the crew counts down the Top 5 most infuriating items that test your strength, patience, and dignity. Expect personal horror stories, kitchen fails, and the kind of chaos that only a Friday lunch hour can produce.

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0:00.0	All right, time for Sinkle. Let's eat.
0:02.2	Sean Moresh in the booth, somebody, hide the castle.
0:08.0	Artics flying phones ringing Evans yelling.
0:10.7	No!
0:11.4	Tiki's laughing chaos, cracking nobody's in control.
0:19.1	It's Cinco de Roncho.
0:21.1	Bam!
0:22.1	Crunch!
0:22.6	Let's go!
0:24.0	Let's eat.
0:26.0	Nothing better than a Friday lunch hour, huh?
0:28.4	Cinco de luncho is brought to you by Helix Wireless, connecting everything everywhere.
0:32.6	This one had to be done today, team.
0:34.2	It had to be done.
0:35.3	We led the show yesterday with Jean-Carlose Stanton and the pain being so bad that he can't open
0:39.7	a bag of chips. You can't open a bottle of soda. I can't imagine having pain that bad, but it got
0:45.0	me thinking, chips are easy to open. So what are the five hardest things to open?
0:51.9	Ready?
0:52.7	Okay. Let's go.
0:55.0	Here we go.
0:57.0	Number five.
0:58.4	Sneaky one here.
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