Sean, can you do us a favor and feed us?

Sean Muresh in the booth somebody!

Hide the casso!

Artics flying phones ringing Evans yelling.

No!

Tiki's laughing chaos cracking nobody's in control.

It's Cinco de Roncho.

Bam!

Crunch!

Let's go!

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And I do have to say, Andrew Kaplan does a great job.

Digally producing this show has turned these Cinco's into graphics.

And boy, is he pissed off a lot of people. So I'm sorry if this is another list. Why is he pissed off a lot of people? Because I think people just see that come up in graphic forms. He's fat bald mother, you know what? I can't believe he put that number one. That's become a big thing online now. Gotcha, gotcha. Here we go. Here we go. Number five.

I didn't even tell you the topic before.

I was about to say, what is the list today?

The list is, as we are one football game away from being finished and entering the bye week,

a list of 2026 sports events I simply already know I do not care about.

Okay?

Let me write this down because I told you I categorize these. So Tuesday, January 27th. Five sporting events I don't care about. Is that? Yeah, in 2026. Because obviously, you know, we have a, would you say a bridge to gap? A gap to bridge? A gap to bridge. Yeah. Whatever. Between football and football. But here we go. Sean Mooress in the food. Here we go. Number five. Any Dodgers game. I mean, literally. I'm good. It's an all-string game. Now, Yankees, Met's a little different story, but I'm not going to be sold on NBC's got the Dodgers playing the Giants.

I'm good on all the Dodger propaganda this summer.

Even when Otani pitches. Could care, could not care less. Yeah, I think I was into it last year because he just hadn't seen him in a minute. Yeah. This year, it's going to be like, oh. Yeah. I think the problem is

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