Cinco de Luncho: 5 Super Bowl Party Crimes

Evan & Tiki

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🗓️ 6 February 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Evan kicks off Cinco de Luncho with a personal drive-time ambush: he turns on Craig Carton and Chris McMonigle and finds out the Nets waived Cam Thomas, instantly launching a full roast of Brooklyn as a “relegation” level embarrassment. Evan, meanwhile, takes it personally. Cam was “his guy,” and the only outcome he truly can’t live with is Cam Thomas ending up on the Knicks. From there the show hits quick NFL Honors reactions, including Jaxson Dart getting just one vote for Offensive Rookie of the Year and a rapid run through the Hall of Fame class, plus a mini-debate on whether local bias affects how people view Dart. Then Shaun unveils the ultimate Super Bowl watch party rulebook: one parlay mention only, no walking in front of the TV during action, stop asking about squares, absolutely no double-dipping, and most importantly, shut up during the game. The segment wraps with the ultimate party debate: two-room setups sound great until the streaming delay turns the casual room into accidental spoilers.

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0:00.0	Can I share to you something I heard yesterday. I just turned on the car. Here's my friends,
0:06.1	Chris McManagull and Craig Carton. And I don't know. I mean, I assume they're going to be
0:10.4	talking sports or not sports or maybe there's news or maybe it's a commercial. No, I got news
0:16.4	from Craig Carton and Chris McMonigle. They're the ones that gave it to me. I didn't like the news I got, but they're the ones who gave it to me, and I want to share with you how I found out how I got the info that Cam Thomas is no longer a Brooklyn net. The Brooklyn Nets have embarrassed themselves, not even NBA team. They actually should be forced to be releggated to like the SEC or something. Yeah, I think they've waived Cam Thomas today. Oh, that's one of Evans' favorites. Waving by-bye. Bye, Cam. Camp Thomas said, one of your game in Vegas like three summers ago. And Evan Roberts thought he was the second coming of Carmelo. Can you imagine that's how I got the news?
0:55.0	Right.
1:13.1	I'm getting those guys getting trolled. Yeah, not the Nets being trolled. Who cares? They deserve it. Yeah. I'm getting trolled. Like, I'm just sitting there. I'm just minding my own business. Hey, what's going on? Let me turn my buddies on. And I get the net should be relegated fine.
1:13.7	They should.
1:12.6	They're an embarrassment if you wasted your time watching them last night. And then I didn't even know they waive Cam Thomas. I knew they didn't trade them. I'm like, I wonder what they're going to do. They could wave them. It's possible. And I got big matches, you know, throwing out the news. and then Craig going to town on how I thought he was mellow. By the way, I did.
1:28.0	Craig did not speak out of terms. and I got big matches, you know, throwing out the news, and then Craig going to town on how I thought he was mellow.
1:28.9	By the way, I did.
1:32.3	Craig did not speak out of turn there at all.
1:35.2	Like, I was in love with Cameron Boucher Thomas,
1:38.1	especially when he had those performances at Madison Square Garden.
1:39.8	It wasn't just a summer league. It was what he did to stick it to the Knicks.
1:42.1	Where do you think he's landing?
1:45.3	A contender.
1:45.8	Yeah.
1:49.4	I'm going to go with... I read Milwaukee's interested.
1:51.2	They're not a contender.
1:52.2	I could see Detroit, Houston, but there's one thing...
1:56.7	Detroit just lost to Washington.
1:58.2	Yeah, well, that's one game.
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