It is Cinco time.

Cinco de Fivo with Kevin and Tiki on the fans. Cinco de Fivo was brought to you by Helix Wireless, connecting everything everywhere. Okay, full disclosure. I'm beating over my head here with the Giants coaching stuff. I've had it. I've done Giants-related Cinco's the last couple days. We got a lot of baseball stuff coming up. You just teased. So my Sinko is going to be a current events issue

So the list is going to build up to number one, which is a current event, which I feel needs to be commented on. So just work with me here, Evan, a little respite. Okay. So the Cinco is simply the five most overrated things in the world. Okay. In the world? Five most overrated things in the world and work with me and we'll have a convo when we get to number one.

All right.

All right. All right. Here we go. Number five. Bacon. And I think I've had this take. What? The smell is always better than the taste. And I like bacon. But people talk about bacon like it's the end all be all. The hell is cooking your bacon. I cook my bacon. That's your problem, then. Tiki hit on it.

It's all about. And I like bacon, but people talk about bacon like it's the end-old beer. Who the hell is cooking your bacon?

I cook my bacon. That's your problem, then. Take your hit on it. It's all about how the bacon is cooked. I'm not saying I dislike bacon, but bacon is not the greatest food in the world the way people talk about. The thing about bacon, you need it with something else. It's not an all-encompassing food. Like when it's with eggs great?

I don't know.

When it's on a burger great.

The thick bacon that they serve at Steakhouse is the best. That is awesome. But don't you need something else at the Steakhouse? You can't just eat the bacon. I mean, I could have martini and bacon and be fine. Wow. Martini and bacon. I'd be puking. Number four. Fishing.

Not fly fishing.

But anytime you go out on a boat fishing, and I've done this a million times in my life, I walk away bored to tears oftentimes.

Co-sign.

Yeah.

There are things in life in which I respect that you're into it.

Like golf, I respect that people are into it.

But at least you're doing something in golf. Yeah. I don't get it. With that said, God bless you. Have a good time. My fishing is great. Fishing in golf are similar to me. You've got the rubber boots, the pants on. You're out there. You're looking up in mountains a lot of times. You're getting it. Like, it's like a game you're playing with the fish.

The fisherman, because my dad's a fisherman.

You know, nice weather, the beer aspect of it, you're out of the house, it's like golf, get away from your family. Here's the problem. And the accomplishment of catching the fish. Yeah, the only thing he catches is a buzz. Exactly, but I like doing that on the beach of the order anyway. I don't need the fishing part of it. It's boring. All right. Number three.

Number three on the most overrated things in the world.

It's snow.

And I sense it's coming. I sense it's going to be a bad winter. Me and Tiki already in winter hats here. I'm freezing my ass off in November. And snow is pretty for like nine hours. and then it looks like crap the moment it starts getting plowed and it's dirt.

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