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🗓️ 30 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Zinco de Fivo with Evan and Tiki on the fan. |
| 0:04.6 | Cinco Day 5O is brought to you by Helix Wireless connecting everything everywhere. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm here to give you the five dumbest New Year's resolutions that I've seen from across. |
| 0:14.9 | All right. |
| 0:15.8 | Tiki might fight back on any and all of these. |
| 0:17.9 | Might agree. |
| 0:18.6 | We'll see. |
| 0:19.5 | All right. |
| 0:20.0 | Here we go. |
| 0:21.0 | Here we go. Here we go. |
| 0:22.2 | Number five. |
| 0:24.1 | One of the more popular New Year's resolutions, Tegan, and you know, is spend more time with family and friends. |
| 0:30.5 | And here's why this makes my dumb list. |
| 0:33.7 | Your New Year's resolution happens coming out of the holidays. |
| 1:10.9 | Haven't you seen enough of these people? No, that's that's solid. That becomes your resolution? I got to give you that one. Yeah. And it's not just, it's two holidays. It's Thanksgiving followed by Christmas. Christmas, yeah. And if you gather on New Year's Day, it's too much. That's a solid one. More time time of family free. How do you mind? Get more specific. Exactly. I want to spend more time with my daughter. Okay, a little different. It's a lazy one. All right, here we go. Number four. Be kinder to people. A little newsflish. There's a lot of people out there that suck. Right. You should be kind to the people that are kind. |
| 1:12.8 | But don't just blind be kind to people. If somebody's a jerk to you, you don't have to kill them what kind. Right. Hate that resolution. Give what they get. Exactly. That's the New York way. All right. Here we go. Number three. go to the gym more |
| 1:25.7 | now hold on |
| 1:27.0 | hold on |
| 1:27.8 | that this does not mean you shouldn't exercise |
| 1:30.2 | and take care of your health. I caution those of you making the resolution that you want to get to the gym more because you know what happens from January 2nd and January 9th. Everybody goes to the gym more. And you know what happens when you can't get on a certain machine you feel comfortable with |
| 1:44.7 | or the wage you want to get comfortable with? |
| 1:45.8 | You feel overcrowded. |
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