Cinco De Five Oh : Halloween Candy
Evan & Tiki
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4.2 • 988 Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So it's too late. |
| 0:01.1 | Whatever candy you're handing out is in your bucket for good or for bed, but I'm here to give you the five candies. |
| 0:06.4 | You should be prepared to have your house egged if giving out. |
| 0:09.9 | Here we go. |
| 0:11.8 | Number five. |
| 0:14.0 | Loose starburst. |
| 0:15.8 | Either get the regular packs, the two packs, or you're screwed if you hand it out the singular little starbursts. I still don't understand what a starburst is supposed to be. Is it a sucking candy? Is it something you chew? I never understood it even growing up. Well, that's the beauty of it. You pick your flavor. Like if you just want to chill with it, you suck on it. If you're hungry and you kind of want some quick sugar, you jump it up and swallow it. So it's an either or? Yeah, it's a choose your own ending. It's a choose your own ending. Somebody just walked in dresses the Phillies Karen. I have no idea. Okay. Next, here we got. Number four. That's a creative costume. The film, Karen? Yes. |
| 0:55.0 | Number four. |
| 0:56.0 | Mounds. |
| 0:57.0 | Mounds. Mounds is number four. Mounds. What is that? What is that? Coconut and chocolate. I don't care if you're a 60-year-old man. Kids don't want that. I don't even remember that. I don't remember what it tastes like anymore, but I know it's not good. |
| 1:10.2 | You don't remember. |
| 1:10.9 | Try being a nine-year-old who gets that. |
| 1:12.5 | House egged. |
| 1:13.3 | All right, here we go. |
| 1:14.6 | Number six. I don't remember what it tastes like anymore, but I know it's not good. You don't remember. |
| 1:28.0 | Try being a nine-year-old who gets that. House egged. All right, here we go. Number three. Ammon Joy. Newsflash. Kids don't like almonds. Yeah, I'm with you so far on all these. Ammon Joy, socks, mouths. Sox, keep going. It's an adult candy for sure. Exactly. here we go number two Hershey's Kisses |
| 1:30.0 | Listen Sox keep going. It's an adult candy for sure. Exactly. Here we go. Number two. |
| 1:28.8 | Hershey's kisses. Listen, Hershey's kisses is good, but that's a Christmas candy. You get that little kiss. Kids are going to feel like, what is this little thing? I'm getting robbed with this is what I get in my Christmas side. Oh, I see because of the size. Yeah, the size. You're getting egged. Well, you're not giving one kiss. |
| 1:45.1 | You're giving like 30 kisses. |
| 1:46.8 | You're giving a handful of kisses. |
| 1:47.8 | No, you're not giving one kiss. |
| 1:45.1 | You're giving like 30 kisses. |
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