This is a chance for our man Connor to become a star.

Wow.

Because usually when it's Cinco time, it's Sean Morash.

Sometimes it's Tommy Lugauer.

Today, it's the man who does such a brilliant job,

filling in when one of us takes vacation.

Conner's Cinco!

Cinco DeFiveo with Evan and Tiki on the fan. And you're doing the pressing the buttons while doing it. Doing both things at once. That means running the board, Evan. Running the board. Hitting the buttons. Hit the button. Very important job. Cinco to 5O brought to you by Helix Wireless, connecting everything, everywhere. So we're getting close to football season. Obviously, I'm a Jets fan.

So here are the top five reasons to be excited about the upcoming New York Jets season.

A lot of things to be excited about here are the top five.

I like it.

Here we go.

Number five.

So number five is they play another game in London this year.

So that means when they inevitably lose in heartbreaking fashion, it won't ruin your entire Sunday. It'll just ruin your morning. You know, maybe you might even sleep through it if it had a late night the night before, had a couple drinks you'll wake up. The Jets already lost 40 to nothing. You don't have to worry about it. You can go about the rest of your day. go apple picking, pumpkin picking, whatever you want to do, it's your day, you're free.

Connor, that is solid. It's solid. What's so brilliant about this is if Sean Morash said the exact same thing, I'd be cursing at him. Yes. Because he's a troll. You are a fellow jet fan and you say it with pain in your voice. Right. He's a jet fan who also gave up a season ticket.

I know.

That's crazy.

Yeah, we had to give them up.

It's too much pain.

As Joe says, oh, the pain.

It's just too much pain.

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