Cigarettes After Sex? Nah. Phones, Pizza, and Awkward Silence Are The New Norm
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Forget the black-and-white movie glamour shot of someone lighting up a cigarette in bed. A new poll says only 8% of people still do that — and the rest? They’re passing out, doomscrolling, or ordering a frozen pizza. In true Rizzuto Show fashion, we break down the awkward, hilarious, and too real things people are actually doing after sex in 2025.
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| 0:30.9 | All right, let's talk about what happens in those moments after sex. |
| 0:36.1 | You know the classic dramatic scene in old movies where somebody immediately lights up a cigarette? |
| 0:40.9 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:42.2 | You don't do that? |
| 0:43.8 | Well, the post-coital cigarette is a thing of the past, guys. |
| 0:48.0 | And what's it been replaced by? |
| 0:49.8 | The phone. |
| 0:50.6 | Yep. |
| 0:52.0 | Be virky. |
| 0:52.7 | The phone. |
| 0:54.6 | Candy cigarettes. No. The smartphone. Yep. Be furkey. The phone. Candy cigarettes. No. |
| 0:57.0 | The smartphone. Bummer. |
| 0:59.3 | So a recent poll of 2,000 adults found that only 8% of people light up a cigarette after sex. |
| 1:05.3 | 8%? Which is high. |
| 1:06.8 | That's crazy. That's crazy high. |
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