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And subscribe to the Patreon pod. We get pretty gnarly on there, too. And if you need more for your commutes, more before bedtime, more to have sex with your girlfriend during... Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Grab it. It's good stuff, man. I'll do mudflap while you're banging her from doggy style. Oh, so bitch. Nice stroke. That is what will keep your girlfriend lubricated all night long. That's right. Now, first of all, I got some new merch that's, it's for, it's going to be displayed here, that. That's going to be your job. And I said this on Instagram, all the proceeds from the sales, go to the survivors of my rent. Oh, shit. Really? Fat girls? Yeah. Wow. No feeling generous. Just fat people or fat girls? Fat girls. And it goes to their, not just them in general, it's only for groceries.

Okay, okay, okay.

And can they only get certain, you know, can they only get whole vegetables? Can they only get meats? Yeah, that way I know I won't have to give them much money. Exactly. Yeah. They won't even use it. No, they'll just go straight. They'll just pack up on bacon. Yes. They'll just get a bunch of bacon, which is on there, but it's got a lot of fat.

They get bacon, They get Hawaiian Punch. Captain Crunch. Holy shit. And spam. Dude, honestly, fucking cereal is a great, great, like, you know, cheat meal, though. I could eat an entire box of Gaptain Crunch. You have issues.

You have an eating disorder.

I do have an eating disorder.

You might as well be a 15-year-old TikTok girl. You have more in common with one of them than with me. You're absolutely right. I'm bulimic. I think I'm most like, okay, at least four times in my life I've thrown up after binging. at least four times it's not it happened. One time you've just miraculously thrown up?

No, no.

I was like, okay. So one time I had like, I stopped. I used to live in like a shady part of the valley and it was right next to a Del Taco, an In-N-Out, and a McDonald's. So one night, the In-N-Out was closed. So I went to the McDonald's. Yeah. I got a big mac and fries and a cone.

And then I said, you know what?

I love those crispy fish tacos at Del Taco. So I went to the McDonald's. Yeah. I got a big mac and fries and a cone. And then I said, you know what?

I love those crispy fish tacos at Del Taco. So then I went and I got three of those. Sure. And then I went back to the McDonald's got another cone. All right. So now I'm on my way home. I stopped the car and I'm like, I got to throw this up. Like I'm going to feel so depressed in the morning.

So I just pulled trick and I threw up.

On the side of the road.

On the side in the morning. So I just, like,

I just pulled trick, and I threw up.

On the side of the road. On the side of the road, by a church, yeah. By a church. See, for me, I would just be like, okay, this was bad. This was, I can't do this ever again if I don't want to have tits in a year. but I would still feel better about just going home and forgetting about it

versus being on my knees in a year, but I would still feel better about just going home and forgetting

about it versus being on my knees in a church parking lot vomiting.

That's, I mean, that, okay, one makes you a fat ass, the other makes you a chick or a gay guy.

So how do you feel about belonging to one of those two?

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