Cigar Guy Back!?
The Leo & Danny Show
Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen
3.5 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:00.6 | Atali, I'm trying to do a short-for piece of content, |
| 0:03.4 | getting kicked out of Harry Potter world, |
| 0:05.6 | like going around as Harry Potter with like the scar |
| 0:07.9 | and just like casting spells on security guards until they boot me. |
| 0:11.3 | I used to work there. |
| 0:12.5 | So you want to get... |
| 0:16.9 | No, you can go in. |
| 0:18.1 | They sell the cloaks there. |
| 0:19.4 | You go and dress the scar. You have to make, you have to draw the star. I, yeah. I used to work at Universal. Yeah, I used to work at Universal. Danny, you can go in there with the scar. Hell yeah. Raise a ruckus. You can do a lot of good in brav in. And what's it got, Hog it got Hogsmead or, yeah, I'm gonna hit, I'm hit the head security guard at a Nevada cadaver. I try to kill him. I'm ready to, I'm ready to fucking. Yeah, we're rolling already, but. Oh, shit. Yeah. So, you want to go to Universal Dresses Harry Potter. Yeah. This is the new channel. I'm just imagining just a self No,, this is a short four piece of content I want to do. I'm just imagining a selfie video of me, just the camera right up in my grill with the taped glasses and the lightning bolt scar, casting spells on big Samoan security guards who don't want to be in the video. I love it, dude. But the thing is, if you're in Harry Potter world, all those, I think some people, they stay in character. |
| 1:14.0 | So it actually. security guards who don't want to be in the video. I love it, dude. But the thing is, if you're in Harry Potter World, all those, I think some people, |
| 1:12.9 | they stay in character. So it actually will be, it'll be good for improv. Okay. Well, I'm going to have to make a real big scene. Oh, yeah. Drink a butter beer? You know, have a little butter beer? I might have a little fire whiskey to lubricate the old hinges. I might get a little fire whiskey and me |
| 1:27.4 | Go out a bar right a couple |
| 1:28.9 | Jelly Bean |
| 1:30.4 | What are those those crazy flogers lubricate the old hinges. Nice. I might get a little fire whiskey and me. |
| 1:28.5 | I got a bar, right? A couple, uh, jelly beans. One of those those crazy flavored jelly beans, you know. Yeah. You know what you're talking about. You've never read Harry Potter because Italians don't fucking. I didn't read it. I watched a couple of the movies and, uh, you know, a lot of them sucked at acting, dude. and I thought, oh, Lord of the Rings is so much better. |
| 1:45.0 | That's what I thought. |
| 1:46.0 | That's what I thought. |
| 1:47.0 | Your people, they gave Dante and Petrarch and Machiavelli and these great writers. And then we just got you. And you can't even read a Harry Potter book. You know what, man? Floyd Mayweather can't either. And look at him. Yeah, but there's a reason he can't. Why is that? Brain damage. Oh, brain damage. Yeah, okay. He's taking a lot of shots. Yeah, still, 50 cent. He went after him on social media. You can read a page of a Harry Potter book. Insert that word. |
| 2:33.5 | I will say this about you. You could never be truly racist against black people because you love 50 cent too much. I read his book. Yeah, dude. That's the one book you've read. I bought three CDs in my life. Never mind all the classics. Yeah, the strokes. This is it. I don't know. Room on fire. No, room on fire. The second one. My favorite. |
| 2:34.3 | My favorite one. |
| 2:34.9 | It's the best. |
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