CIA Agents, What’s Something That You Can Tell Us Without Eliminating Us?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Former or current agents, what some think that you can tell us without eliminating us? |
| 0:06.0 | Yeah, because everyone knows the internet is full of government agents with high security clearance |
| 0:10.2 | just waiting to endow us with their secrets. |
| 0:13.8 | My dad worked for GCHQ in the 80s doing voice recognition, and he can't say anything more for a decade |
| 0:19.6 | more. The way they recognize you |
| 0:21.3 | by Siri and Google today was being used in the 80s. It was just a bit slower. |
| 0:27.3 | The CIA have different specialists like any government branch. Field agents, paper pushes, |
| 0:32.4 | targeting offices, programs and plan officers, paramilitary officers, language officers, information resource officers, |
| 0:39.3 | and the list just goes on. I'm available if you're looking for a middle-aged bull crap artist. |
| 0:44.3 | Not FBI or CIA officer here, but my sister is a district attorney, and over the years she's prosecuted a number of animal cruelty cases. |
| 0:52.3 | This led to her having an ongoing partnership |
| 0:55.3 | with the FBI for the last several years. It turns out the FBI started tracking such animal |
| 1:00.5 | cases about 10 to 15 years ago due to the incredibly high correlation between attacking animals |
| 1:05.9 | when you're young and becoming a serial violent offender as an adult. I work with the Australian Federal Police with the Spider Squad doing computer stuff for them |
| 1:15.1 | in regards to predators and finding trafficking victims. |
| 1:18.1 | It's the most heartbreaking work, but when you get them, the office looks like Nessa after a Mars landing. |
| 1:24.0 | I was an analyst, not an agent. |
| 1:26.2 | 85% of all classified material is classified because of how it was collected, not because it's |
| 1:31.3 | juicy or useful. |
| 1:32.3 | Yes, your boss and co-workers said that crap about you. |
| 1:36.3 | My great uncle was an FBI agent. |
| 1:39.3 | Every time I would ask him if he had any interesting stories, he'd say he was sworn to secrecy. After 10 years of |
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