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Am I the Genius?

CIA Agents, What’s Something That You Can Tell Us Without Eliminating Us?

Am I the Genius?

amithejerk.com

Education, Self-improvement

4.6766 Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

Former or current agents, what some think that you can tell us without eliminating us?

0:06.0

Yeah, because everyone knows the internet is full of government agents with high security clearance

0:10.2

just waiting to endow us with their secrets.

0:13.8

My dad worked for GCHQ in the 80s doing voice recognition, and he can't say anything more for a decade

0:19.6

more. The way they recognize you

0:21.3

by Siri and Google today was being used in the 80s. It was just a bit slower.

0:27.3

The CIA have different specialists like any government branch. Field agents, paper pushes,

0:32.4

targeting offices, programs and plan officers, paramilitary officers, language officers, information resource officers,

0:39.3

and the list just goes on. I'm available if you're looking for a middle-aged bull crap artist.

0:44.3

Not FBI or CIA officer here, but my sister is a district attorney, and over the years she's prosecuted a number of animal cruelty cases.

0:52.3

This led to her having an ongoing partnership

0:55.3

with the FBI for the last several years. It turns out the FBI started tracking such animal

1:00.5

cases about 10 to 15 years ago due to the incredibly high correlation between attacking animals

1:05.9

when you're young and becoming a serial violent offender as an adult. I work with the Australian Federal Police with the Spider Squad doing computer stuff for them

1:15.1

in regards to predators and finding trafficking victims.

1:18.1

It's the most heartbreaking work, but when you get them, the office looks like Nessa after a Mars landing.

1:24.0

I was an analyst, not an agent.

1:26.2

85% of all classified material is classified because of how it was collected, not because it's

1:31.3

juicy or useful.

1:32.3

Yes, your boss and co-workers said that crap about you.

1:36.3

My great uncle was an FBI agent.

1:39.3

Every time I would ask him if he had any interesting stories, he'd say he was sworn to secrecy. After 10 years of

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