Church Usher

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2020

⏱️ 9 minutes

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The Nephew tells a 47 year church usher to change her attitude.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.1	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.3	The subject, my best friend, is not who I thought she was.
0:15.8	All right, they never are, are they?
0:19.6	But right now, Junior is in for the nephew with today's prank phone call.
0:24.4	What you got for is, Junior?
0:25.9	You know, sure, you know, when I be thinking at the left side of my brain, you know,
0:31.6	ain't nobody off limit when I'm pranking.
0:34.2	So today's prank is the church usher.
0:39.3	Yeah, see, see, the pastors, everybody,
0:42.3	pastor get it, pastor, get it.
0:44.3	Today is the church usher.
0:47.3	Running cat.
0:48.3	Hello.
0:50.3	Hello, I'm trying to reach a sister,
0:52.3	B.
0:53.3	This is Mr. Kuhn. How you doing? Good evening to reach a sister, B.
0:55.0	This is Sister B. How you doing?
0:56.7	Good evening to you, ma'am.
0:58.2	I don't mean to be giving you a call this late in the evening, but I am the new youth minister.
1:03.8	I haven't, my name is Sean Williams over at Missionary Baptist Church, which my understanding.
1:08.9	Wait, wait, wait.
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