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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is nothing is big except his mouth.

Yeah, we'll get into that in just a few.

But right now, it is time for the nephew.

And today's prank phone call. What's you got for his next? Well, it's time to take it to the church, Shirley. You know, every now and then, we're going to take it to the church. Okay. So this right here is church fees. Fees. Can you charge in the church? Matter of fact, shirt, when that time you paid your time? Just last week. You studded.

You studded. Oh, I'm a tie there. Trust me on that. You paid them? You sure? What was the last time you paid yours, though? Oh, mine come out every Sunday. Every Sunday. It go. They got cash app and everything. Church ain't? They really do. Church got Zelle, cash out. You ain't got to write no check no, Mo.

Vimmo.

Venmo, man. Church ain't. They really do. Church got Zell, cash out.

You ain't got to write no check no more.

Venmo. Venmo.

They got this thing called,

give a-fi,

everything.

Give a-fi?

Give-a-fi.

That's close.

That's real close.

That'll get you the one more little slip you're headed to hell. All right, this right here is church fees. Let's go, Caton. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Sister Tracy. Hey, you got her. Hey. Hi, how you doing? This is Brother Glenn from the church. Hey, Brother Glenn. How you doing? I'm good. I'm good. I'm real good. Did you enjoy service morning? Oh, I enjoyed it. Pastor. Woo! Pastor brought it down. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. Oh, my God. That was a word for me. Right, right, right, right. So, what do I owe the pleasure of this call? I wanted to give you some information that the church has come up with, and we wanted to let you know what was going on before next Sunday. I didn't interrupt you, did I? No, no. Actually, I may sound a little off a little bit. I'm trying to get dinner ready for my little babies, my little darlings,

and I'm trying to your voice sounds so familiar to me. It just sounds so familiar. I'm trying to place that voice. Okay. Well, you've seen me at the church quite a few times. I think I have. I'm just trying to place it. I can't place it right now. But what can I do think of a glance? Well, nevertheless, I just wanted, here's what's going on.

Now, are you aware that for the last six Sundays you've been actually... down. But what can I do think, Glenn? Well, nevertheless, I just wanted, here's what's going on.

Now, are you aware that for the last six Sundays you've been actually coming in the service late?

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