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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, somebody has a secret admirer.

But right now, the nephew in the building with today's prank phone call.

What you got for is Neff?

This right here is church fees, Shirley. Church fees.

Uh-oh. I love some with the church.

Hey, church fees. Biggest fan base is the church. So this is church fees. Here you go. Let's go.

Let's go, cat dog.

Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Sister Tracy.

Hey, you got her. Hey.

How you doing? This is Brother Glenn from the, you got her. Hey. How you doing? This is Brother

Glenn from the church. Hey, Brother Glenn, how you doing? I'm good. I'm good. I'm real good. Did you

enjoy service this morning? Oh, I enjoyed it. Pastor.

Woo! Pastor brought it down! Yes, he did. Yes, he did. Oh, my God. That was a word for me. Right, right, right, right.

So, what do I owe the pleasure of this call? I wanted to give you some information that the

that the church has come up with, and we wanted to let you know what was going on before next Sunday.

I didn't interrupt you, did I? No, no. Actually, I may find a little off a little bit. I'm trying to get dinner ready for my little babies, my little darlings, and I'm trying to, your voice sounds so familiar to me. It just sounds so familiar. I'm trying to place that voice. Okay, well, you've seen me at the church quite a few times. I think I have. I'm just trying to place it. I can't place it right now. But what can I do that glance? Well, nevertheless, I just wanted it. Here's what's going on. Now, are you aware that for the last six Sundays you've been actually coming in the service late? Have you realized that? Yes. I know I'm sorry about that, but, you know, yes, I have.

I have my reason, so.

Okay.

Okay, well, here's what's going on.

The officials at the church have gotten together, and this is what they've decided on,

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