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Run That Prank

Church Calendar

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1 lines himself up perfectly for an @$$ whoopin' by talking to a husband about his wife posing in a swimsuit calendar.

 

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.6

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.9

The subject, it is so good that it's clouding my judgment.

0:16.5

Or is it so good that it's clouding my judgment?

0:19.7

How about that?

0:20.4

They ain't talking about ice cream.

0:21.8

Uh-uh, uh-uh. But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us now? Well, you remember we used to have, you know, back in the day, it used to be calendars with the hunks on it, you know, the fireman on it. You remember that? How could we do that? Yeah. And of course, you know, me and we always had the centerfold.

0:20.0

We always had the great calendar with the beautiful ladies on it. Yeah. Okay. Well, you know, we're going to. Didn't even Steve do a calendar, shirts off the calendar? No, he didn't do no calendar. I don't think he did. He might have done an hour. He might have done a hour. He didn't done no month. No. Hotis, remember by hotties? Uh-huh. There you go. So this right here is church calendar. Somebody, if you would, turn it to your neighbor and say church calendar. Uh-uh. Church calendar. Won't he do it? Let's go, Cat dog.

1:11.4

Church calendar.

1:12.1

Here we go.

1:07.9

Hello. Hello. I'm trying to reach Sister Allison. Allison. Allison, she's not here, man. She had work. Massive speaker. Hey, this is brother Lester. Brother Lester. How you doing today? All right. Lester. Brother Lester. Right from the church.

1:09.0

Okay, okay.

1:10.0

Oh, but my... Right, right, right, right.

1:11.2

You're a husband, right.

1:12.0

What, Jared?

1:12.4

I'm kidding. All right. Lester, brother Lester. Right, from the church. Okay, okay.

1:28.1

Over at my...

1:29.2

Right, right, right.

1:30.1

You're a husband, right?

1:30.9

What, Jared?

1:31.3

I'm Gerald.

1:32.3

Yeah, this is Gerald.

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