Chump Line - 8.8.23

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🗓️ 8 August 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Here's some Chopped Chumps to listen to while running away from land shark. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:23.0	I never thought I'd miss Sackie staying circled back,
0:27.0	but then along came her replacement hack.
0:30.0	Jen was a dancer, but at least she would answer,
0:33.0	whereas KGP, after her question, goes right on the attack.
0:37.0	Come on, man!
0:39.0	Get my hand!
0:44.0	You heard a steamboat, Willie? Well, this was Pada Bo Fairy,
0:47.0	and we got it open for a cooktack. Come on, boys!
0:50.0	Come on, boys!
0:53.0	Brain of Harris goes round and round, round and round, round and round,
0:57.0	Chris Christie's waist goes round and round,
1:00.0	right around that clown.
1:02.0	But wiser, the titular king of beers is out,
1:06.0	and barely clinging to the court gesture of beers.
1:10.0	Hey, car!
1:12.0	It's in this little three-family house you got there.
1:15.0	Be ashamed to fill it up with 84 illegal aliens.
1:19.0	That was your last jump line message.
1:22.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car! You jump!
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