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The deals are endless. Joe, I have good news and I have bad news.

I have good news and I have bad news.

First, the bad news.

You won't be president next year and maybe in reality you never have been.

The good news is though if Harris wins you won't be known as the worst president in the US history.

Democrats believe that discrimination to not let dead people vote.

The FBI has not yet been able to establish a full motive and it's the why the Butler County

shooter wanted to assassinate the man behind Trump's ear.

Uh, Uncle Joe, there's a rumor that Venezuelan gangs are taking over Aurora, Colorado.

Do you know anything about that?

I hear that the leader of the Chinese Communist Party of Boston, Chairman Wu, is going on vacation.

When does she ever work?

So how corrupt do Democrats have to get for a Kennedy to endorse a Republican?

Much less Trump.

It's a rhetorical question.

If Kamala Harris worked at McDonald's,

isn't there just one person there

who will remember something unusual about her?

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