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Not a joke.

Using the urban dictionary definition,

perhaps Karen Reed might be better off if she had a different first name.

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Hey, this is Brian Higgins new cell phone. He doesn't know I'm calling because I can call by myself now.

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But I deleted that because I don't want him to get into trouble, because I heard what happened to the other phone.

See you later, here he comes.

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