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I figured it out. All this time, Brandon thinks he's been shaking the hand of his own ghostwriter.

Maybe Joe Biden actually did speak with Francois Mitterand recently.

I think he's his ghost writer.

Nathan Wade was looking more than the plate.

Yeah, Kamala's presidential.

The only thing she's ready to serve is that hooters.

The reason that Taylor Swift loved Patrick Mahone

is because he didn't use hearing flation

to cheat in the Super Bowl like Tom Bradley had.

If Tony Romo and Chris Colesworth

was stocking and elevated together,

would it end up being a murder suicide or just a suicide pass?

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