The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.

Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.

So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.

It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show

exactly what it looks like when they're going to go to the deserts.

Follow their environmental stuff. Stay tuned.

I'm Alexander Edward. Hi. And I'm Tony Boswell.

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We are Minion Death Cold introducing this podcast, doing a very important part of it, I would say.

The world is ending.

Plastic straws are responsible, but not in the way you would think.

We're documenting it.

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