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Levittard and I like talking to authors about things that they have poured all of their passions

into. I always enjoy talking to this guy, even though I'm going to ask him right now, probably

for the second time, whether he pronounces his name Closterman or Closterman, even though I've

been reading him for 20 years or so. Well, you know, Dan, it is Closterman, but there's no way

for you to know that. There is no umla over my name. It looks like Closterman. I wouldn't even

correct you if you didn't bring it up. You know, I got an eight year old kid. He now has told me

he goes by Closterman. He's giving up on trying to tell people how to pronounce our name,

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