Hello and welcome. the citation needed.

The podcast where we choose the subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia,

and pretend we're experts, because this is the internet, and that's how it works now.

I'm Eli Bosnick, and I'll be first at this buffet of buffoonery tonight, but I'll need a merry band of sneeze guards.

First up, two men for whom a change of topic should probably be called early onset at this

point, Cecil and Noah.

It's all early onset.

I go to bed after Perry Mason, do I?

Yeah, no, I feel like I've graduated at the point in my life where it's just on set now.

Sure, yeah.

And also joining us tonight, two men who always order off menu, Heaf and Tom.

No, I know we're supposed to yes and or whatever.

I'm not yes anding off menu ordering.

Go fuck yourself.

Fair.

The menu is a list of things that are available.

You choose for it.

Or you cannot choose and just order the whole menu.

You build whatever you want after that.

It's great.

Before we begin tonight, I'd like to take a moment to thank our patrons.

Patrons, without you, we'd have to bore people at dinner parties with today's selection,

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