Christopher Walken Rant-Fest!

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🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Join Opie for a hilarious FU Friday episode of the Opie Radio podcast, featuring comedian Chris Ferretti delivering a spot-on Christopher Walken impression! From battling shoddy Wi-Fi and Optimum’s cable chaos to a cable guy blowing up Opie’s bathroom, this episode is packed with laugh-out-loud rants. Chris unleashes Walken-style FUs on condoms, alternate side parking, workplace reviews, and brain-eating amoebas, while Opie takes aim at airlines, Michael Strahan, and Jerry Seinfeld’s pompous vibes. Tune in for a wild ride of Long Island tales, celebrity shade, and pure comedic chaos!

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0:00.0	Ever notice that purple shop button at checkout?
0:03.5	The one that makes buying online effortless.
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0:08.8	It makes starting a business easy too.
0:11.1	Shopify is proud to power many sources of UK e-commerce,
0:14.9	from brands like Mattel and Jimshark to new entrepreneurs.
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0:23.1	stunning online store instantly. Manage everything in one place, from inventory and payments to
0:28.2	analytics and marketing. Get the word out fast with built-in email and social tools to attract
0:33.6	and retain customers. And that purple shop button, it's why Shopify has the highest converting checkout on the planet.
0:40.2	Your customers already love it.
0:42.2	If you want to see less carts being abandoned, it's time for you to head over to Shopify.
0:47.3	For your £1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com.uk slash try.
0:53.4	Go to Shopify.com.uk.U.K. slash try. Shopify.com.ukuk slash try. Go to Shopify.com.ukuk slash try. Shopify.
0:56.7	Dot co.uk slash try. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. You know the deal. We're way out east
1:05.6	along island. So far out east that it makes me very, very happy. So far from New York City, it makes me extremely happy.
1:13.2	But unfortunately, this fantasy comes to an end soon, and I got to move back to the city
1:20.6	to get the kids back to school.
1:22.2	You know, it's time for back to school crap.
1:24.3	Yay.
1:25.2	It's FU Friday.
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