Let's get into it. Uh, we don't get the fan favorite hilarious cold open tonight. Uh,

usually, you know, busts are guts up every week. What's up? They've been listening to the show.

They know we're not fans. Well, uh, this week we got a trailer for what it would sound like

if Christopher Nolan made a rom-com movie. So let's just take a listen to this cold open

really quick. I have these moments where it is terrifying. This is seem too fast for you.

Is you really truly ready?

You have to take that leap of faith.

What is going on? What the fuck is going on? Till until you're a point. The last trailer for

The Dark Knight wasn't the music stab was not as intense. It was not as intense as it was.

Hello, and welcome to another brand spanking episode of another bachelor podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm saddled up next to one real Nicholas.

Davis. What's going on, everybody? That producer of the show is over there behind my glasses.

Hey, everybody. How are you? I'm doing good. It's my favorite episode of the season. It's pretty fun.

Fucking Darth Vader. There he is. He likes hometowns too.

Early appearance from Darth Vader. Um, before we get into anything, general thoughts and whatnot,

public service announcements. Take it away. Yes. Thank you very much, Dylan. As always,

my remarks will be brief. I would like to think those brave soldiers out there that last week

waited to the last minute of our episode where I had forgotten that I needed to remind you guys

to go over on iTunes for bachelor and other bachelor podcasts. Oh, that's right. And give us five

stars because some losers went in there. They brought our rating down to 4.5. And let me tell you

something. When I brought that to Nicky's attention, nothing breaks his heart more than that five hit

going down to 4.5 ratio. Speaking, he thought we were safe. It was we all did. It was kind of

a close-knit forum to get the news. I know we're always teetering on that 4.75 edge that is so

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