Hello and Merry Christmas.

We are here in my house on Christmas Eve, getting ready for the big day.

And we wanted to do a special, special Tablemanors with you, the listeners.

So you're all invited to Christmas at Tablemanors.

How are you, mum?

I'm a bit tired, ready. I feel like I've been a hansker on a wheel and I'm just coming to the end of it. Just stopping now. Is everything ready? No. Rapped all the Christmas presents. No, and Sam is very weird about Christmas present wrapping. He rips really well. He puts the same bloody album on and wraps and

uses his feet, which actually sounds disgusting. Have you got your Christmas album? He plays that Charlie

Brown one, which is amazing. The like jazz, anyway, I've heard it so many times now. We had it

when the tree went up. We had it when he made his mince pies. Like we had it when the kids were like

colouring in the other day. What's his favourite song? I mean this is all by the way with us shouting

at our children too so don't worry. It's like not idyllis. So what's his favourite song?

I mean we've been, no now now we're going to sound like the von Traps. I've been getting my daughter

who is really good at the piano, and she's quite shy.

So the piano's become like her thing to learn a few things.

And this was inspired by John Gregory Smith.

So she is learning a few because I thought maybe we'd add that tradition to our house.

Maybe not E-17.

Yeah.

But have yourself a merry little Christmas.

Any of the Phil Specter?

I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus.

No.

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