Christmas VS. Hanukkah w/ Lil Dicky

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:26.9	Slack.com slash DHQ. You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. You're Jewish. Yeah,
0:34.9	you're Irish. You two are disgusting. You two are something bad friends.
0:41.5	Happy Hanukkah. Happy Hanukkah, bad friends. Bobby is gone. And today we have the one and
0:53.7	only the unique, the lovely, the special, the talented, my sweet prince, Dave Bird.
1:00.7	Is Bird Jewish?
1:03.7	B-Y-R-D. You don't even know how to spot my last name.
1:08.7	What do I care? I love you two. I feel like my recollection, maybe I'm just making
1:14.6	this up, is that it's actually rooted in Burdowski.
1:17.3	Burdowski. But I could be a total fifth.
1:19.6	You know, the skis back home in Chicago, ski means usually skis are like Polish.
1:25.6	Oh, well, I've got some something in them. I got some sort of, I don't know.
1:29.2	You could be, you could be a Gary and Polish Jewish. Yeah.
1:31.7	Because skis up like up skis and either S.K.I.'s as all usually, usually Polish. Dave,
1:37.5	I want you to meet a very good friend, a great comment.
1:40.7	This guy has the friendliest face I've ever seen in my life.
1:42.9	This is black magic. This is Doc Willis aka Little Black Magic.
1:45.9	Hey, man. Hey, nice to meet you. Love your face. Love your face. Love your profile.
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