Christmas Time Machine - Part 2
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🗓️ 1 December 2021
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Just start unwrapping the platters in the fridge if you don't mind Sammy and I'll be right there. |
| 0:13.7 | Just gotta blow out these candles and straighten up in here. |
| 0:16.8 | You did that much damage to the bathroom you have to straighten up? |
| 0:20.3 | Is it too late to recant my declaration of love? |
| 0:23.0 | One, I didn't do damage. |
| 0:25.0 | I just want it to look perfect and christmas me enough for my family. |
| 0:29.0 | And B, since the freeze tag incident of 03, we have had a no-Baxes policy and so no, you may not |
| 0:36.8 | pretend. |
| 0:37.8 | Your mom made that rule so you would stop crying. |
| 0:40.0 | It doesn't matter why the no-Baxes policy was implemented. |
| 0:42.3 | Sammy, it only matters that it's the law of the land |
| 0:46.7 | Okay, okay, just don't still be in that bathroom when your parents get here |
| 0:50.0 | Okay, rhino. I won't still be in here. |
| 0:54.5 | Because I will be somewhere back in time, flush there by my time toilet, |
| 0:59.2 | to find the perfect gift for you. |
| 1:01.2 | Ooh, why do I sound like a super villain? |
| 1:04.2 | Anyway, better get flushing before my... |
| 1:07.0 | Ryan Evergreen. |
| 1:08.7 | Open up, this is the Christmas police. |
| 1:10.5 | We need to inspect your holiday spirit. |
| 1:12.2 | Ugh, parents get here. |
| 1:15.0 | Be right there, officer. |
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