Christmas Time at DHS (12/22)
The John Kobylt Show
Premiere Networks
4.3 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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The John Kobylt Show Hour 1 (12/22) - Lou Penrose fills in for John. The Dept. of Homeland Security is tripling the reward to self-deport through the holidays. Illegal immigrants should take this deal that DHS is offering to self-deport. More ICE agents are coming in the new year. Healthcare is very expensive.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.7 | KFI AM-640. |
| 0:06.5 | You're listening to the John Cobalt podcast on the I-Hart Radio app. |
| 0:10.7 | Lou Penrose in for John Cobalt on the John Cobalt show. |
| 0:14.3 | It's Christmas time, even at the Department of Homeland Security. |
| 0:19.3 | And the Department of Homeland Security is tripling the incentive |
| 0:22.9 | for illegals to voluntarily self-deport. Well, it's home for the holidays season. So, you know, |
| 0:29.5 | not only are we returning those kiddos back to their families that Biden lost, we also are saying |
| 0:34.6 | that if you voluntarily want to go home now to your country, if you're in this United States of America illegally, we will give you $3,000 through the holidays. |
| 0:44.3 | $3,000. Currently, the deal is if you're in the country illegally, and illegals know who they are. |
| 0:51.3 | Only Democrats are unsure. The illegals know who they are. If you're in |
| 0:56.7 | the country illegally and if you've committed a slight infraction, a DUI or murder, it doesn't matter. |
| 1:05.2 | If you self-deport, you get a $1,000 bonus and a plane ticket home. |
| 1:16.3 | And then once your home, we'll have an FBI background check done on you if you want to come back. |
| 1:18.8 | But you at least have an option. |
| 1:23.8 | So if you honestly have given a no crime while illegally in my country, |
| 1:27.3 | then maybe, just maybe, you'll get a visitor's visa someday. But if we have to chase you |
| 1:29.7 | down and rassel you on the ground in the parking lot of the Home Depot, then you're gone. And |
| 1:35.3 | there's no re-entry. That's it. When that van door closes, that's the last time you hear any noises inside the United States for the rest of your life. |
| 1:47.8 | So that's the deal. And I have held that that is a very good deal. Few countries on planet Earth would offer illegals $1,000 to self-deport to their home. |
| 1:59.9 | Like it's easy for them to go home, hard for us to catch them and find where they belong. |
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