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Players must be 18 or over. Hello. Hello and welcome to Part 2 of the Red Box Podcast quiz of the year. I'm

Matt Chorley taking a look back over the year in politics and what we can

remember of it. If you haven't

listened to part one yet, this might not make any sense. If you have listened to it,

it might not make any sense either. Going into the second half, the

schools are Times journalist Lucy Fisher and Patrick Kidd,

are on 20 and a half. Times columnist Daniel Finkelstein and Matthew Paris on 8.5

and MPs, Conservative Johnny Mercer and Labour's Ruth Smith are on 13.

Now in the, part one, we pulled our crackers, now we're going to do the jokes.

So let's start with you, Patrick, as your job is to write jokes.

I'm worried that might some of my best material might come out.

But we start with what is the biggest ant?

I don't know, Patrick. What is the biggest ant an elephant elephant and of fact well

down the least we've got Ruth here to this is the sound of rustling of Christmas hats. Lucy, what was your joke?

Why does Santa have three gardens?

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