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Welcome to the Christmas Day edition of the Newsagents, which is going to be a question and answer.

Your questions are fumbling around for answers.

Well, our first question to them is, why are you listening? Haven't you got better things

you're doing on Christmas Day? You saddows. Who were you trying to escape? Yeah, yeah. Who were you

avoiding? Because Lewis will be standing to attention, listening to the King's speech.

Absolutely. Absolutely. God bless his majesty. Right. Shut up. Now, first question from Sally Smith,

if one of the news agents was to have the rest of you round for Christmas Day lunch,

who do you think would make the best host? Well, we know it wouldn't be, don't you?

What? Old wine gum maestro chef over here.

Why? Because all we'd get is we'd get a selection of harrow,

wine gums, and maybe if we're lucky,

like a couple of glass of tap water.

But essentially, they'd be beautifully arranged pick and mix on little platters.

Yeah, that's BS, because actually I've been around to your place,

and you're a bloody good cook.

I am.

But I think you would be the best host.

Why? Because I think you do sort of hosting better.

All I do is pull people around at your house.

The less thing you want is people around at your house.

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