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🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Someone asked me this question the other day, and I think we should get to it. |
| 0:04.0 | What is... No, I have a big announcement to make later in the show. |
| 0:08.0 | It's about the movies for the holidays, so just be ready and stick around because... |
| 0:13.0 | Okay. |
| 0:14.0 | There's going to be some unpopular... |
| 0:17.0 | Choices. Yeah, I'm going to do a juxtapposition for the audience about two movies that have something |
| 0:23.6 | in common which one did it best wow what if it's the same thing i was thinking i doubt it yours is a |
| 0:31.3 | little more thinking and mine is a more stupid yeah yeah that's probably about Look at, I've got this Tom Cruise eye now. My eye is like half shut on that side. You know Tom Cruise has one? It's always like squinty. Is that an allergy or what's going on? No, it looks, I think it's normal, but I just look, I don't know if it looks a little squintier. I don't think the audience would find this disturbing, |
| 0:55.9 | but sometimes we do get online like this. |
| 0:58.8 | We're not recording a podcast, |
| 1:00.1 | and we just analyze how each other. |
| 1:02.1 | God, they look like. |
| 1:03.2 | Believe me, they light us up for this. |
| 1:05.3 | But the beginning, every podcast, |
| 1:07.7 | the first eight to 24 minutes should be about how we think we look. |
| 1:13.0 | It's so fucking riveting. |
| 1:15.3 | There's nothing to do with reality. |
| 1:17.7 | No, it's so dumb. |
| 1:18.7 | I don't know, but I did have something else about, oh, I have this dent in my nose. |
| 1:23.7 | My doctor goes, do you want to fix that broken nose? |
| 1:26.3 | I go, when did I break my nose |
| 1:28.9 | he goes I don't know but it's broken right there it's standing in we can kind of I don't |
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