Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope that you're not suffering too much of a holiday hangover.

And when you visit a pub, Great British tradition, on either Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve,

depending on when you watch this, spare a fort for the poor terrorist who is offended by the

signs of our pubs in Britain. If you don't know, I presume you've seen this story, Harry.

Yeah, absolutely.

For those of you who haven't seen it,

I'm going to read to you one of the funniest stories

about a ginger jihadi who's very upset

about a very common pub name in Britain.

He's not a council estate jihadi, is he, if he's ginger?

I don't think we know where he lives, but...

I can only describe...

I mean, he's not a council estate convert, is he?

No, but he does look like Barry from Four Lions.

Oh, promising start.

Yes, and I say Ginger as well.

It looks like he might artificially dye his beard and do it really badly.

There is actually a photo of him

in this article from GV News, which I'm going to read from because this is one of the funniest

stories of the... Here we go. Oh yeah, you're right. That does not look natural. That looks

like Poundland Halloween orange spray paint. Anyway, this is Khalid Bucca, good British name, age 60, who spent four years in prison for creating jihadi propaganda.

And he said the depiction of a bearded Arab slash Turk on the pub sign incites violence.

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