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Your Favorite Band Sucks

Christmas Music Sucks: Part Two

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Music

3.72.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2018

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Christmas music is literally the worst. If you hate it, you're probably having an awful day right now. Here's a surprise, unannounced episode about how much Christmas music sucks. It's also the longest episode we've ever made. Laugh it off. Yeah, we already made an episode about Christmas music. It was the third one. We remember. But that's how much Christmas music sucks! We can and will go back, time and again, to this endless wellspring of evil! This year, every band covered on the show so far has to answer for their crimes in the genre and we take a deeper look at the history of this most awful of holidays!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Do they know it's Christmas time eh?

0:13.6

We're back motherfuckers!

0:15.2

And we're back!

0:17.0

Surprise!

0:18.0

It's another Christmas music episode of your favorite band socks.

0:21.7

Everyone's favorite holiday.

0:22.7

My favorite holiday, that's for sure.

0:24.4

Are there other holidays?

0:25.4

No, it's the only holiday that matters.

0:27.5

That's true.

0:28.5

First Christmas episode was pretty early in the game.

0:30.6

We put it out as our third episode.

0:32.0

It was definitely one of the first five that we recorded.

0:34.4

We're a lot better at this now, and Christmas music is such an evil presence in the world

0:38.8

that we may in fact be able to do an episode every year.

0:42.7

Christmas music is as bad as music gets.

0:44.8

I don't think it's possible to get worse than Christmas music, because whatever you can

0:48.4

find that's worse than that, I would say, okay, add Christmas to it.

0:52.8

And it will now be worse than it was.

0:54.5

Oh, yes, fully agreed.

0:56.0

Also, I would like to clarify.

0:57.3

I think that Christmas probably is the worst holiday.

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