Christmas Music Sucks: Part 4
Your Favorite Band Sucks
Your Favorite Band Sucks
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🗓️ 23 November 2020
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Think you don't have much to be grateful for this year? Think again! Mark & Tyler are here to save 2020 from the bloody jaws of Christmas with the only holiday tradition that still matters: our annual Christmas Music Sucks episode!
As a cold darkness settles upon the land and trepidation rises in the hearts of a noble proletariat, fear not! Beneath these terrible trappings lay great opportunities and wonderful gifts! (Translation: we finally figured out how to kill off Santa Claus this year. Yeah, it's pretty chill.)
This one's on video as well, so find the YFBS YouTube channel if you'd rather watch than listen as these selfless heroes once more rally troops for a War on Christmas.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Mark, have you ever wanted to make a podcast? |
| 0:03.3 | I do want to make a podcast. Why? Why are you asking? |
| 0:05.9 | Well, have you heard of anchor because I would say even if you already have a podcast, |
| 0:10.8 | you're probably paying for hosting unless you're already with anchor because the thing about anchor |
| 0:15.3 | is it is a free podcast host, but it also has all the tools that you need to record and edit your episodes right on a phone or a computer. |
| 0:24.8 | If you have an iPhone or a modern phone, you can use anchor and record a podcast. It will sound amazing. |
| 0:31.6 | You can even stitch in ads and monetize it right away, which is something that I would say no other platform offers. |
| 0:38.6 | For free, no, that's incredible. |
| 0:40.4 | Better than that, you can add songs from Spotify's catalog to episodes of your podcast. |
| 0:47.1 | Anchor also will distribute your show to all the major podcast apps just like any other host. |
| 0:53.5 | But here's the thing. If I'm going to start a podcast, why do I get paid? |
| 0:57.5 | Because you do want to get paid, right? Everyone wants to get paid. |
| 1:00.3 | Well, not only is anchor free, it's a way that any podcast can make money from their show even if they don't have a large audience. |
| 1:08.4 | Wow. It's really everything you need to make a show. |
| 1:10.6 | So here's what you need to do. Download the free anchor app right now or you can go to anchor.fm and get started today. |
| 1:30.9 | What are you looking at? |
| 1:32.1 | If you look at the Christmas 2020 Spotify playlist, it's just there's nothing different. |
| 1:37.7 | So it's not just songs from 2020. No, it's all I want for Christmas is you. |
| 1:42.8 | Last Christmas, Santa tell me. If the thing is as funny as it's not even like updated versions, |
| 1:49.3 | it's obviously just the Mariah Carey version, the WAM version of last Christmas. |
| 1:53.7 | Why is this Christmas 2020 any different than Christmas 2019? |
| 1:57.4 | Christmas is an eternal hellscape. Christmas is a flat circle. |
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