Christmas Music Sucks: Part 3

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

It's the least wonderful time of the year! Those of you who've been with us from the beginning know we aren't about to let a holiday season come and go without another attempt to end the single worst genre: Christmas music. It all sucks... It's all bad... But we have the antidote! Just to make sure it's been attacked from every possible angle, Your Favorite Band Sucks comes back once a year for another episode about how much Christmas Music sucks. This year, Mark and Tyler raise their glasses (and middle fingers) to "12 Days of Christmas," Justin Bieber, Charles DICKens, caroling and more. Horny Christmas songs? You bet. Country Christmas songs? They're here. Metal Christmas songs? Hell yes. You must be thinking, "Dang! This sounds like the best thing to ever happen for everyone who hates Christmas music!" You're right, it is. And anyone who doesn't like it can get kicked straight in the jingle bells for all we care. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yfbspod/message

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1:08.1	Alright, let's see if I can get this thing open without putting anyone's eye out.
1:11.3	I don't know what kind of thing you do. Just now mine.
1:13.3	Christmas music part three.
1:17.0	That was the sound of a bottle of champagne being opened.
1:20.5	Christmas episodes are basically this podcast anniversary.
1:24.2	That's how we celebrate another year of making this great podcast.
1:28.2	We started with Christmas episodes, so our second one was our first anniversary,
1:32.5	and this is our third Christmas music episode. I'm going to pour the champagne.
1:35.9	Years of pure entertainment. Thank you for listening.
1:39.0	Well, now can you hear it, Fizzing?
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