Christmas Lists, Blow Up Santas, and NYE Parties - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Ticked Off Tuesday has Jared in full rant mode, opening with gratitude for listeners and a reminder that while other podcasts take the week off, he’s still showing up. He unloads on life’s daily betrayals, from shower doors that spray you with freezing water to laundry bottles that refuse to clearly say “detergent.” Holiday gripes follow, including blow up lawn decorations that now feel like jump scares and Christmas playlists that desperately need a separation of church hymns and pop bangers. Listener complaints pile on with gift list anxiety, impossible parking situations, parents who can’t hear through AirPods, and ads for New Year’s Eve parties happening nowhere near you. Jared closes by spiraling into the modern misery of geo targeted FOMO and pitching a very specific, very pricey single person New Year’s Eve dinner that honestly might work.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I know you're angry. |
| 0:02.0 | It's Tuesday and it has no feel. |
| 0:08.0 | The weekend was fun. |
| 0:12.0 | You're still hung over from the eating. |
| 0:16.0 | And next weekend is too far away |
| 0:21.6 | What will you do with your day? |
| 0:26.6 | It's time to get ticked off |
| 0:30.6 | Complain with your gripe right now |
| 0:35.6 | Your friend Uncle J. Train is here to tell you that you're right. It's a ticked off Tuesday. |
| 0:50.0 | Ticked off Tuesday. You're angry and you don't even know why. |
| 0:58.3 | Enjoy this podcast. |
| 1:01.8 | It'll help you get to Friday. |
| 1:08.6 | Hello and welcome the J-Train podcast. J-Train Jared Fried coming in a live |
| 1:13.1 | I from Delaware Beach, Florida. |
| 1:14.9 | That's right. |
| 1:15.3 | Every Tuesday is a ticked-off Tuesday. |
| 1:18.1 | Are you mad? |
| 1:19.2 | Are you angry? |
| 1:20.2 | Well, why don't you email J-Train Podcast at gmail.com and let us know your complaint. |
| 1:26.5 | That's how you get involved with the show. Well, |
| 1:28.3 | that's one way. The real way, the way to make sure your complaint gets read, sign up for |
| 1:34.3 | Patreon. patreon.com slash Jaredfried. That gets you first dibs. Every Friday, coffee with J. Train comes out. |
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