Christmas Lights Expiration

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Are Christmas lights still up post New Year's Day appropriate or nah?

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.5	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.7	And the subject is he has to step away to take calls.
0:14.8	But I will get into that in just a bit.
0:16.4	But right now, it is time for the nephew with his prank phone call for today.
0:21.0	What you got for us, Neff?
0:22.2	Shirley, this right here is called Christmas lights expiration.
0:27.9	Christmas lights.
0:30.3	And black people listen, it's time to take them down right now.
0:33.7	Ain't Christmas old wig, call it?
0:35.4	Yes, yes it is.
0:36.7	Okay, take them damn lights down.
0:40.0	Okay, Frosty, there's no way.
0:41.3	He ought to be thawed out by night.
0:43.7	They're taking people down.
0:45.4	Jesus, don't make no sense.
0:47.0	Christmas light expiration.
0:50.3	Christmas lights expiration.
0:52.9	Cat dog, if you hood.
0:56.7	Hello?
0:57.9	Hello, I'm trying to read James.
1:00.5	Yeah.
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