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Shirley, this right here is called Christmas Lights Expiration.

Christmas lights.

And black people listen, it's time to take them down right now.

Ain't Christmas old wig, call it?

Ain't it old?

Yes, yes it is.

Okay, take them lights down.

Okay, Frosty, there's no way.

He ought to be thawed out by now.

They take these people down.

Jesus, don't make no sense.

Christmas lights expiration.

Christmas lights expiration. Cat dog, if you hood.

Hello? Hello, I'm trying to read James. Yeah. Hey, James, how you doing? This is Greg. I'm

wanting to get neighbors. I live a few streets over from you. How are you doing today? I'm doing fine. What's up? Just want to make sure I got the right person. You had

um, um, six, uh, North Willow bin. Yeah. Okay. Why are you calling me, man? What's it? Okay.

I'm on, I live on shadow bin, man. My name is Greg. And, um, reach out to you. We seem to have a bit of a problem, man. You still have your Christmas lights up on the house. And what's going on? You know, some of the neighbors have had a conversation. When are you going to take these down?

Man, we go through this shit every year, and it ain't no problem, man. The lights are going to stay up. Hold on, hold on. What do you mean they're going to stay up? Did I stutter? I said the lights are going to stay up, you know. No, no, no. Hold on, bro. Christmas is over.

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