This is popping up all over my community. I do not know what to do.

Signs from people saying, we will put Christmas lights up for you.

Signs that they will store said Christmas lights for you.

Signs that the installation is easy. And then my neighbor did it.

Has these beautiful Christmas lights. I said, how'd you put that together?

He's like, I hired somebody.

Now, I believe that's a sellout move.

I believe that's taking the easy way out.

You should put your own damn Christmas lights up.

But I have to admit, I'm tempted.

I'm tempted.

For the first time in my life,

I am tempted to write the freaking check for whatever it costs. I'm not. For the first time in my life, I am tempted to write the freaking check

for whatever it costs. I'm not even sure what it costs. A lot. Is it that much? I looked into it.

So before you give me a number, okay? Average size house, right? I don't live in a mansion. You don't

live in a mansion. Average size house. To me, I'm not going anymore over four or five hundred bucks.

I think that's a reasonable number.

Four or five hundred bucks.

You're working hard.

You're giving me the lights for what a month.

Then they're gone.

You take the lights back.

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