Christmas Is Sad, Printers Are Broken & Our Most Delusional Holiday Wishes
LadyGang
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4.6 • 11.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2025
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
It’s Christmas Day, and The LadyGang is getting brutally honest about why December 25th might actually be the most emotionally confusing day of the year. From post-holiday sadness and “Sunday Scaries energy” to why printers are still the worst technology on earth, this LadyGang Quickie is pure relatable chaos. The girls break down what Santa should have left in their stockings based on their behavior this year, the gifts that would actually prove someone understands them, and the most delusional holiday wishes they have for their partners during the quiet week between Christmas and New Year’s. Plus: hot takes on brunch requirements, wrapping paper as a personality test, replacing baby Jesus with modern celebrities, why returns are a nightmare, and the fantasy of having every single outfit steamed, altered, and ready to wear forever.
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| 0:00.0 | It's time for a quickie. |
| 0:02.3 | Podcast 1 presents The Lady Gang, the Hollywood Girl Posse with Lady Gang Quicky. |
| 0:08.7 | Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. |
| 0:12.0 | Let's make this quick. |
| 0:15.4 | Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Lady Gang Quicky. |
| 0:17.6 | I am here with Jack and Kelty and I am Becca. |
| 0:20.8 | Merry Christmas, Jack. Nothing for you, Becca. |
| 0:25.4 | That's fine. Wait, what? Why? It's Christmas Day today. Merry Christmas. |
| 0:30.5 | The most depressing day of the year, I might add. Jesus Christ. Do you not think, wait, I have actually |
| 0:35.8 | talked to other people. I think Christmas is very sad. Yes. I have talked to other people saying, |
| 0:39.5 | I get very emotional on Christmas Day. December 1st through the 24th is their favorite time of year. But the 25th is it gets dark. |
| 0:47.6 | Yeah, I see that. I see that. Well, which is so funny because Jared was talking about one of his, like, family members that they open all of their Christmas presents early, like not on Christmas. And I'm like, that makes even more depressing because like, what do you do? Like, so you're just sitting around on Christmas with the no, like, that's the last amount of joy because before it gets really awkward, you know, and then |
| 1:13.7 | you're sitting there with Christmas decorations. And I'm the kind of person, like, once something's |
| 1:18.3 | over, I need it to be over. Like, I'm not lingering around. That's why I take, like, the 6 a.m. |
| 1:22.5 | flight after a trip, because I'm like, I can't, I'm not elongating this. I need to move on to the |
| 1:27.3 | next thing. |
| 1:28.9 | And that's when Christmas is over is like the ultimate Sunday scary. |
| 1:33.8 | But let's lift people up. |
| 1:35.0 | When you're literally kicking for Jesus and it's December 4th. |
| 1:39.3 | That's weird. See, I don't like that at all. |
| 1:41.4 | That is weird. I feel like we should start earlier. |
| 1:45.6 | Start in September like Michaels does, putting out their Christmas decorations. |
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