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I heard once from an old man and he said, is this man real?

You got to say this is a made up story that you dreamed.

It's a real story.

Is this a dream man?

And he said, no, no, no, real life man.

And he said, money spent on music is never money wasted.

And I think that every time I waste a bunch of money on music stuff.

I mean, well, it's not wasted.

It can't be.

I bought today.

And I think this is genuinely not wasted.

No.

Because I went to the music shop to get new earphones that I needed for work. Yep. And. Music. Well, they had those little rhythmic eggs. The what? The rhythmic egg has. The rhythmic eggs. They shake it, right? It goes, shush, chich, chich, right? They had two of them in a bag.

How much would you pay for an egg?

This is the price of eggs test that they do are politicians with like,

shake eggs.

Uh-huh.

How much is the price of a rhythmic egg?

God, I really think the price of a rhythmic, I feel like there'd be a huge variant.

I feel like you can get a professional rhythmic egg for like 80 bucks

an egg, but you could also get really cheap shit rhythmic eggs for like next to a dollar.

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