I want you all to go home now and have a very Merry Christmas.

That's Christmas.

I want you a long way from home.

Baby, please come home.

You better get home.

Yeah.

Anyone that heck home?

Oh, baby, please go home.

I can be getting home.

I'll be home for Christmas.

Slamming doors and screaming curses.

If I wanted that, I would have gone home for the holidays.

Home!

Please come home for Christmas.

You're just bastard people, and I'm going home, and I'm going to, I'm going to bite my pillow. It's what I'm going to do. You want to go look for the whistle tower? Fine with me, but we'd have to go to the home of people who kiss. I'm in charge now. Everyone go home. Hey, it is Christmas. We better get home. From our dysfunctional home to yours, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from all of us at the Bob and Sherry show.

Now, here's Bob and Sherry.

Do I have some good news for your throwback Thursday, Gateway to the weekend?

Listen to this.

Something that has driven me crazy, my whole adult life, is when you're told that the best way to make sure that you get good sleep and that you're healthy is to wake up at the same time every day, even on the weekend.

And I've been hearing this.

I've been here in this since I've been a grown-up.

And I have never followed that because I'm not getting

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