Christmas Crush (Movie) | Ep. 310

Heaving Bosoms

Bleav + Heaving Bosoms Productions

Arts, Books, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2023

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Hey HBs! Your fave Nic is here with Mel and Sabrina for our annual Christmas movie episode! We signed up for a lighthearted romance and instead we got a lighthearted THRILLER! In this airport Marriott, Christmas Magic has turned malignant. Wishes will be distorted, bodies will be snatched, and cookies will be decorated to be PURPOSEFULLY UGLY gah! No, but seriously, WTF is this movie. Currently, you can stream it on Hulu. Bonus Content: a Christmas song that will steal your whole brain, Cheekbones the Heroine, Quizzical Brows the Hero, Crazy Eyes the Hitler Youth Haircut/Victim, THE CHRISTMAS CRONE IS BACK, filming in hotels, gingerbread/reindeer cookies, Planning The Donner Party, knowing how to pronounce your name backwards, The King of All Dogs (that's a Cult Podcast reference, thanks Paige & Armando!), and so much more!Lady Loves: Mel - This video of Renee Rapp doing a big instinctual protect on Drew Barrymore!Sabrina - SLEEP! Listen to your body! Nic - Check in with your brain and emotional landscape and give yourself some slack! You deserve it! It's a tough time of year! (Note from Mel: maybe your episode will be a couple days late! But it's Christmas and seasonal affective disorder is a thing and that has to be ok. HUGS!)Subscribe! Rate! Review! Tell all your friends :)Get more content on PATREON!!Sign up for our Newsletter! MERCH! Teepublic, Chicaloo Kate, Redbubble, EtsyInstagram: @heavingbosomsTwitter: @heaving_bosomsTikTok: @heaving_bosoms

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0:00.0	If anything, I understand what a neg is less the longer that we talked about it.
0:05.2	This is my money laundering.
0:09.6	And now Melody understands money laundering even less.
0:15.1	Oh, no.
0:16.6	We're out of ore.
0:17.9	She is at the very bottom.
0:20.6	I'm in the magma at this point.
0:26.4	I'm Melody Carlyle, and I'm Sabrina Bradley.
0:29.9	And this is Heaving Buzhams.
0:34.7	You're going to love what we love.
0:36.1	We do with our lives. Stack our shells with the countryside. This is going to love what we love, love it out loud.
0:41.9	Stack our shelves with the crunchies out.
0:45.1	Shout up from the rooftop.
0:46.8	Can you hear the sound?
0:50.3	Live your best life.
0:51.4	Love it out loud.
0:52.6	Love it out loud.
1:02.7	This is the podcast where Best Friends recap romance novels and other kissing media that makes us swoon, snark, and refills our cups.
1:12.9	Whether you've read the book or are coming in blind, will lay bare every delicious scene and rebel in the tropes and subgenres that make romance amazing.
1:16.8	All right, listener, strap in and strap on.
1:19.4	Headphones are highly recommended.
1:23.1	Love it out.
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