Christine (1983)
Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review
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🗓️ 24 August 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
We've seen what happens when Stephen King's novels are turned into TV miniseries. We've seen what happens when they're directed by nobodies. Now "Christine" is gonna show the Shat Crew how John Carpenter gets down.
Listener Matt the Shat (UK) commissioned this 1983 horror adaptation that had Big D and Gene drooling over car porn and Ash confessing she drives Honda Pilot.
The hosts were split on whether Arnie was cool or cringe, and Gene was confused about some of the schemes and injuries. Meanwhile, the movie's chief bully, Buddy Repperton, had us debating who would win Buddy Bowl. Ash just wanted to know why Christine was alive in the first place.
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| 0:00.0 | The minivans today are nice. The Toyota's and the Honda's, they're a nice ride. Yeah, you're |
| 0:07.0 | in a minivan, but it's still, it's a comfortable one. |
| 0:09.0 | My pilot's a panty dropper. |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:12.0 | Remember when we first met John McLean? Our God picked him up from the plane and took him |
| 0:17.8 | down the knack and told me tower at the Christmas party. And the terrorists were over |
| 0:24.0 | to sell it, but it was sweet when they killed Alice. And with a little help from Alice, John |
| 0:30.5 | McLean kicked out. |
| 0:31.5 | Welcome back to chat the movie. The podcast will answer the question where the movies we |
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