Should we just fucking jump right in then?

Yeah, let's do it.

Okay.

So, let's get it going, boy.

Three.

Three, two, one.

Okay, welcome to or welcome back to Colonial Outcast, your semi-friendly neighborhood anti-imperialist

podcast. We've now been around for six weeks. Some of the growing pains are gone, and we think

y'all can plan on expecting a twice-weekly Wednesday, Sunday release schedule going forward.

And now that brief yet boring housekeeping info is out of the way.

So let's get into it. Today we are going to be talking about the Red Heifer Apocalypse

sacrifice. And no, Red Heifer Apocalypse Sacrifice isn't the name of some crappy Death Corps

band, okay? Because that's rhetorical. There is no such thing

as a non-crapy death core band. But that subject matter is beyond the scope of this channel for now.

So this cattle sacrifice is a real thing that real people believe in and want to bring to fruition.

It's all about rebuilding the third temple in Jerusalem and bringing about

the second coming of Jesus Christ, which is important to evangelical Christian eschatology,

or the part of theology concerned with death, judgment, and the final destiny of the soul and

humankind. So you might be like, what in the actual F are you talking about, Greg?

Well, that's actually going to be what Mark explains to us, because Mark is a reformed

evangelical Christian Zionist. Like, oh, my science, that's a lot to unpack. So, well, dude, you're ready to

revisit all these insane toys from your childhood?

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