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Christian Science Reading Rooms (Entry 220.HB0202)

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🗓️ 3 July 2018

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

In which a Boston woman falls on an icy sidewalk and discovers the secret of the universe, and listeners are encouraged to seek out the most heretical book in their local metaphysical lending library. Certificate #51449.

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Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

0:10.0

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

0:15.0

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

0:19.0

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

0:23.0

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

0:26.0

Piando Ferries, there is another way. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

0:51.0

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

0:55.6

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

0:58.9

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

1:05.4

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

1:09.5

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

1:13.4

This is our time capsule.

1:15.4

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 220.

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You have accessed entry 220. H.B.

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02.02.

1:50.5

Certificate number 514. 4.9.

1:55.0

Christian Science Reading Rooms.

1:57.0

I know what you're trying to do.

2:00.0

And you think I can be had, don't you?

2:02.0

Nobody knows that book. And you think I can be had, don't you? Nobody.

2:05.0

Well, I can move it.

2:07.0

I can move it just as quick as you can.

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