Chrissy Teigen Addresses Her Trolling Past | Lin-Manuel Miranda & Christian Pulisic

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 16 June 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Chrissy Teigen apologizes for cyberbullying, soccer star Christian Pulisic talks about his championship wins, and Lin-Manuel Miranda discusses his book "In the Heights: Finding Home." Donate at dailyshow.com/TrevorProject to support The Trevor Project in providing suicide prevention, crisis intervention and education, research and advocacy programs for LGBTQ youth. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.4	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
0:07.0	I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:10.4	Today is Tuesday, June 15th, and the big news everyone is talking about today is that New York
0:16.5	and California have basically ended all their pandemic restrictions for businesses.
0:23.3	I mean, no more capacity limits for movie theaters,
0:26.2	no more partitions for restaurants, nothing, nada, zero!
0:30.7	Woo!
0:31.7	And don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong.
0:33.3	I'm glad that the pandemic is getting better,
0:35.5	but I'm not happy about this.
0:37.8	Alright, I liked some of those restrictions.
0:40.0	It was nice to sit in a movie theater that wasn't super packed.
0:43.4	I go to the movies so I can be immersed in a story,
0:45.9	not so that my leg skin can get stuck to a stranger's leg skin.
0:49.2	And as a New Yorker, I'm furious about the tables no longer being six feet apart.
0:53.2	In New York, restaurants put tables so close together that you're basically eating together.
0:57.1	If you're next to a couple breaking up,
0:58.6	oh, now you're part of the breakup.
1:00.1	When dinner's over, now you gotta go and help him get his stuff out of her apartment.
1:03.3	What the hell?
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