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Never Not Funny: The Jimmy Pardo Podcast

Chris Witaske

Never Not Funny: The Jimmy Pardo Podcast

Misfit Toys

Comedy, Pardcast, Nnf, Matt Belknap, Jimmy Pardo

4.63.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

Finding a hobby with Chris Witaske. (This is a re-cast of a Platinum episode originally released on May 25th, 2025.)

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody is I may or may not have mentioned the last episode. We're on vacation this week. I'm in Chicago. Going to see my white socks lose, I would assume. I'm not, I'm not a medium in any way. I don't know if that's what they do. I don't really know the soothsaying world. I don't know the underworld like Garron does. That's his, that's his thing. Anyway, I'm watching White Sox Lose, I assume. I'm probably having way too much pizza. I know I'm having way too many Italian beefs. And I'm being warned about people that are invading our neighborhoods. So I know that's what I'm dealing with with my son and I visiting Chicago. But you get to listen to an episode that we did behind the paywall, which anybody can join if you want to be part of the platinum.

0:39.3

Many different levels. There's perks to being at different levels. You get bonus episodes. You get live streams. It's a lot of fun. And it starts at seven bucks. So you want more number and not funny? Jump in. What's that? Six bucks. Look at it. The price went down. You're already saving money. Uh, so, uh, come and join us in the platinum. Uh, you're, you get double the never not funny and sometimes triple depending on what week, because there's bonus episodes, like I said. Uh, then you get to sometimes you get a little sneak peek by listening to the live stream. But this is an episode we did with our great friend, uh, our new great friend, Chris, uh, Chris, Toski. He's on The Bear. And you might know him from those progressive commercials where he is hysterical, where they try to teach you how to not to become your parents. And Chris does a great job on those. And he's a funny guy. This is a great episode that I look forward to you listening to. So enjoy this with Chris Wittoski.

1:28.5

And then we'll see you on the other side when I come back from Chicago.

1:31.8

Probably full of pizza.

1:34.4

Thin tavern style, they call it.

1:36.3

Nobody calls it that.

1:37.0

We'll see in a week.

1:38.3

Please don't take this personnel.

1:41.1

Would you politely go to hell?

1:43.9

Get the fuck out on my way

1:45.6

Because it's been one of those days

1:48.7

This is platinum

1:50.2

This is the class

1:51.1

We're talking Ferris wheels

1:52.7

You've got a sassy walk

1:54.4

Right

1:55.2

Hang on, put a collar on for the Lord

1:57.4

Was there a talk of going full phantom?

1:59.6

I doubt it

2:00.1

I am also laughing at that.

2:01.6

Everybody gave Daddy what he needed.

2:22.2

Live on tape. It's the fastest hour in podcasting.

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