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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Stephen returns from hiatus with reactions to the Will Smith vs. Chris Rock drama at The Oscars, and an update on Russia’s change of strategy in Ukraine. And the Jan 6th committee wants to hear from two people who may have committed crimes in their efforts to help the former president overturn Joe Biden’s electoral victory: disgraced attorney John Eastman, and Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. Next, Journalist Chris Wallace joins Stephen for a a frank discussion of what led Wallace to leave Fox News, and what he hopes to achieve with his new show, “Who’s Talking to Chris Wallace?,” which launches this week on the CNN+ streaming service. And “NCIS” star Wilmer Valderrama has learned a few law enforcement skills after five seasons on the job. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Please, please have a seat, my friends.
0:08.3	Welcome, one and all, to the late show.
0:10.0	I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.
0:12.1	It is...
0:15.1	It is Monday, unless you're Chris Rock,
0:18.9	because I'm pretty sure he got slapped into next week.
0:22.8	Now, thank you.
0:24.2	That's really early.
0:25.2	That's really early in the monologue for a rim shot.
0:27.5	Thank you.
0:28.4	Now, for those of you who missed it last night,
0:31.0	Chris was presenting the Oscar for Best Documentary,
0:33.4	and he made an unflattering joke about J.
0:35.6	to Pinkett Smith that her husband, Will Smith,
0:38.3	apparently did not like.
0:39.9	What makes me think that?
0:42.3	This...
0:43.3	Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
0:46.0	Oh, wow.
0:48.1	Wow.
0:50.8	Will Smith just smack the **** out of me.
0:54.0	Wow, indeed.
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