The monopoly game is back at McDonald's, and guess what? It's still twice as nice, because

with double peel, you can peel on pack. Then peel again on the McDonald's app, to when

prizes like, brand new mini-electrics, lovely McDonald's food, HP-ONMEN gaming laptops,

to be holiday vouchers, a thousand pounds in cash, plus tons of other incredible prizes.

18 plus UK only selected items, subjects of serving times and availability, and 17th

out sober. Game play and prize claims may require McDonald's app, seemingly rules

at crow.uk. And now we go live to Tyrrell's Farm! Down here in head of feature, the folks

are busy bringing in a bumper crop of local spuds. And of course, when you have the finest

potatoes, only the tastiest ingredients will do. That's where the tasting team come in.

Big chili coming through! All this ensures their crisps taste de-radi-licious. In fact,

the Tyrrell's team have done such a spiffing job. People across the land are calling

their crisps terribly, terribly tasty.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. You

know, I've had...we really. We've had a lot of fun this week making jokes about Kevin

McCarthy losing in the most humiliating fashion possible. But I'm going to ask, at what

point does it become sad to watch him get repeatedly dragged through the town square while

the village idiots pelts him with rotting garbage? Not at this point, because this is still

a lot of fun. By now, it's really clear that every day McCarthy attempts to become

speaker is just another unnecessary, but enjoyable, sequel, which is why we're covering all

the lowlights in a segment we're calling Mama Mia. Here he looses again.

Waterloo, run if the speech he shouldn't do. Or down, down, down, down. Let me catch you up.

Let me catch y'all up on Tuesday. Tuesday, right? Because the money was the thing on

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